Operation: Kill Bugs, Save Children
Bed bugs are of the devil. They have been wreaking havock on my life for the last few weeks. I have killed them once; I have killed them twice and then a third time and now a fourth time. They never go away. They hate me. They hate my mother and father and ancestors and unborn children. For the love of all things good, I have doused every inch of my bedroom with 5 different bed bug killing sprays (obviously they don’t actually kill them), inhaling all sorts of chemicals, rang